Absurd Truth

Oh, my. I think Koop was fooled really badly. I've heard Vampires have great abilities of metamorphosis, but who would've thought they'd be so daring? He was a Vampire Knight in disguise. On the one hand, I think it serves Koop right. But on the other hand, I'm baffled that an Orc would be tricked so easily. Say exactly what you heard to Security Chief Koop in front of the west gate of the village. I can just see him getting furious!

I don't know what he's up to, but I'm helping you based on the belief that you won't do anything immoral. Go to Security Chief Koop at the west gate of the village and tell him exactly what I just said.

Did you talk to him? ... Wait. Let me gather my thoughts.